This blog is aimed at the kind of people who think a box of wine and ramen is dinner. You’re technically right, just like you’re technically adults, but not really.

So I’m going to try and to teach you how to cook. Deal? Don’t talk to your computer like an idiot.

We’re going to start with the basics, I’ll teach you how to stock your kitchen, what tools you need, and basic cooking techniques. Once you’re food literate enough that I can give you recipes without flying into an frothy rage we’ll start doing that. The recipe thing. Sans a frothy rage. Unless the recipe calls for it. Meranguer? Miffed cream. Stiff Piques?